for the kids.

If a spider bites me while I'm up in a tree,
and and I get infected with no antiseptic,
If while flying to Brazil my plane's engines stop,
and we ram into a mountain..kerrplop!
If I go running and an automobile swerves, flips, spins ,and jumps the curb,
and crushes my body impaling me into the turf,
If while swimming in the ocean a shark takes a bite,
despite my protective sun-block lotion, during rip tide,
and I'm half eaten, with organs secretin', 
and swallowed by Poisedon's tongue,
maimed, pulled under, and swept under the sandy rug,
If a beggar whom I let into my home to feed and clothe,
decides he might murder me and shove me into the stove,
If while dancing in the bath tub, I slip and crack my head, If while flying a kite, lightening strikes me dead, If im on vacation in range of a suicide bomber, If while taking a nap i get eaten by jeffery dommer, If i get cancer in my heart or an aneurism in my brain, If i get caught by a bear trap and cannot break its chain, If i get lost in the andes with no food or water, If while building a home I trip into a wood chopper, If the mushrooms I eat are poisonous, If I suffocate in a casket, or If I chew too fast and choke on a turkey sandwich.
it wont really matter much
it was all just a game anyway
a simple postponement, like a rain delay
If something happens today to bring about this life's end 
tomorrow ill come out to play again.